Friday, December 28, 2007

The Incredible Shrinking Woman


Now I truly cannot understand this. I'm not trying to lose weight, but it's coming off-I'm wearing jeans that I wore 4 years ago. I'm not unhappy about it, but it's a little frustrating. I have a small waist, a rather ahem ethnic shaped butt and a chest that's quite like the prow of a wooden sailing ship. Now, when I'm getting smaller everywhere, it seems like my bust has increased it's diameter. WTF? I put on a shirt or jacket and it fits perfectly everywhere BUT across the boobs. I can't button or zip my shirts up to a legal, much lest decent area but they fit perfectly in the shoulders and waist. I'm going to have to take my suits in to be taken in at the waist. Or else just go shopping...

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