I'm going out tonight. Not surprising for me on a Friday-but I'm really at a loss for what I want to wear tonight. Usually when I go out, I look nice. I always wear heels. Sometimes I rock the falsies (eyelashes, not boobs). But tonight is special. There's a gathering near here of working girls and guys and I have been requested to attend. No naked druid dancing around a fire (Heather's got that covered for me) or howling at the moon.
I have been asked to booty dance.
Y'see, I have a big ol butt. A butt you could serve tea on. It's legendary around these parts. I also have no shame when it comes to dancing. I'm a fool and have the How to Strip For Your Man dvd's to prove it. As well as The Stripper's Guide to Looking Great Naked. Are you noticing a theme here?
So, today has been spent trying on and discarding various blush worthy pieces of apparel. The original blue leather bustier/corset just can't perform like it should so something else is having to be substituted. The rump shaker shorts are fabu-as are the fishnets. My boots though, they're kinda clunky for summertime in Florida, so I might have to go with thigh high stockings and stilettos.
Ooooh, the piece de resistance-a WIG. I'll have the sweetest porn hair goin on since well, I had real porn hair a few years ago.
No pics-no paparrazi allowed tonight. This is strictly a back door affair done on the DL. When you get a bunch of mid 30s to 50s people together dressed up like Halloween, NOBODY wants that kind of blackmail material floating around.
Have a fabulous holiday weekend everyone!
Friday May 25, 2007 - 11:37am (EDT)
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