After yesterday, when you showed up and accidentally suited up for the Cowboys instead of the Jags, you owe me:
$2oo for my ticket.
$75 for my sweater set that was ruined by the rain I sat in to watch you throw interceptions.
$1000 for having to put up with the shirtless sweaty guy in front of me that wouldn't shut up and stop dancing.
I hope they put you on a school bus back to Dallas rather than flying home with the rest of the team. You suck.
